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What a hot! hot! hot! shoot we had with French pixie Luna Rival. You wouldn’t believe she’d spent 24 hours getting to us from her home in the South of France by train and coach because her flight went tits up. She arrived at Andy’s place at 7.30 on Sunday morning where he dutifully installed her in his bed to get some kip while he slept on the floor like the true gentleman he is (or street tramp, take your pick). Come lunchtime she couldn’t wait to get going.

Submission’s very much Luna’s thing, and in her interview she admitted to starting to watch sub-dom porn really young on her parents’ computer. But now she’s all grown-up and 19 (no, really) she doesn’t often get the chance to play around with it on shoots (Luna’s a top XXX star in France) because they’re all too vanilla, and her boyfriend’s one of those nice chaps who feels all bad inside being horrible to his girl in the sack, despite said girl’s protestations that she really really really wants him to be horrible to her. Well, Luna – we can remedy that!

To kick the scene off we strung her up by the neck to the ceiling hook with her kneeling on the floor, got her to watch herself in the mirror and played with that for a while, ordering her to push herself forwards and backwards as far as she could, tightening the rope around her throat (to the extent that it left marks on her skin) while her arse got spanked, her cute little cunt got diddled, all kinds of lovely stuff. All that before fucking the shit out of all of her three holes. Lots of squirting in this one as well, guys, because Luna’s one of those girls who gushes dead easy just by frotting her clit. Tremendous!

On a bum note, another reason we were super-excited to shoot with Luna on top of the fact that she was a gorgeous-looking 19-year-old-going-on-16 abuse-craving little fuck-slut was that she had a bush. Heaven sent, eh? Except when she turned up she didn’t, because her agent had told her to get rid of it for her trip to the UK where he told her it wouldn’t be appreciated. Enough to make you cry. But hell, guys, there’s still so much to look forward to with this shoot. You’re going to love Luna Rival.

We have a tagline. ‘Real subs. Real sex. Real orgasms.’ We try our best. Sometimes we score ten of ten, sometimes we don’t. But the thing about that line is we try as best we’re able to, shooting 52 scenes a year, to publish stuff that’s not fake, that really shows women having a candidly chucklesome time being the sluts they love to be.

So in the spirit of this honesty, it’s time we fessed up about something. It’s no biggie and it’s been mentioned a couple of times before. Pascal doesn’t write the blurb on this website. It’s written like he does, but nope. Andy does. That’s me. Hi. And from now I’ll be doing it as me and not him. Not sure it warrants much of an apology (pretending it’s been him talking that is, as opposed to subjecting you to even greater amounts of verbiage than the stuff I already blab on camera, which, I’ll grant you, actually does warrant one). But if we’re all about the truth, baby, then I just figured it was time we fixed this. And no, you can’t have a gold star for realising it all along.

Pascal is a man of action and few words. That’s the way the ladies love him, as do we. Next.

Sometimes a picture speaks a thousand words. These photos are presented in the order they were shot, before the fucking started. I address your attention to the fifth, which was the first position Tasha Holz was requested to adopt for her solo set, having stripped down, been branded, and posed with the good doctor. We don’t use lube on PascalsSubSluts.

Guys, just a quick mention about this week’s SubSlut Monica Bollocksy. She’s going to be a couple of days late going up on the site, for which big apologies. We’ve got half a dozen hugely-promising scenes lined up to shoot over the next three weeks, all fresh flesh, so as well as uploading some real stonker smut to the site we should be able to create more of a buffer of stuff to stop these niggling delays from happening.

You’re going to love Monica, she’s filth through and through – 42, married young, sexually repressed until she divorced six years ago, then met hubby no.2 who turned out to be a kinky bastard and who she started playing out all her sub fantasies with plus getting into swinging, making amateur smut etc etc. The pair of them agreed for us to go over to their place to shoot a cuckold scene with them and it’s a stonker – hard fucking, hard spanking, some of the most frenetic deepthroat facefucking we’ve shot in quite some time, and Monica calling me Daddy (which she does anyway with hubby) all the way through. Yep, this bitch is the works.

Regarding the pics I’ve attached, Monica’s not sporting wet-look hair out of choice. Time was running a bit tight after shooting the scene (one of those goodies that go on for longer than usual) so she had to turn herself round for the photoshoot pretty sharpish before her son came back from school at 4. Note how nicely she’d got herself prepared for us in the pic where she’s holding the PSS declaration up. Well, I totally fucking wrecked that look!

Right. I’ve just typed out a couple of paragraphs bemoaning some of the stupid women who foul up the UK industry by fucking up shoots – because we’ve had a couple of them in the last fortnight – but I stopped, held the palm of my hand up in front of me, and said: “Non, Pascal. Your lovely friends are not interested in any of this. Be sunny and bright and share with them all that is golden about your PascalsSubSluts life.” Which is what I’m going to do. So if you’re the idiot woman who pretended to stay in the hotel we booked for you the night before last then texted us half-an-hour late the next morning to say you were stuck on the M1 driving south, you know you are and in case you’ve forgotten then FUCK YOU AGAIN, SWEETIE!! “Zut alors, Pascal! Arretes maintenant!” But I haven’t told them about the other fucking tragedy who did actually turn up in Southend the other night then went out and… “Zey are not interested, mon ami! Pas du tout. Ca suffit maintenant.” Well, OK then. I’ll just have to kick Andy’s arse a few times and get it out of my system that way. (So fat he won’t feel it.)

Right, er, golden. Well yes and that’s not too tricky actually because when one door closes and another opens and in walks such a deliciously HOT TRAMP (© DB, RIP) as Brittany Bardot then it’s just good to know that your penis is such a thoroughly dependable lady exciter and any hole she wants it in he’s going to be more than happy to tickle and tease and tantalise. Yes, the not-English-at-all-but-Czech-by-way-of-Ireland Ms Bardot happily filled in for one of our aforementioned absentees and did a really sterling job. She shared a couple of very naughty stories with us in her interview (one about picking up a couple of Italians on a flight and taking them back to her place, the other about her boyfriend springing a surprise on her by inviting a load of mates from the gym round to have their way with her); she pissed very merrily into Andy’s bath; and she invited my splendid member all the way into the depths of her three available fuck holes whilst suffering all manner of disdainful treatment from me in the good name of PSS. Yes, friends, I thoroughly enjoyed the wench. Took all, gave fuck-all back. With a face like that (pretty yet filthy-dirty) and a cunt like that (meaty, nasty, just fucking asking for it) it was only ever going to go one way. Proof coming soon. Well worth the wait.