Another winner. Princess Paris said she was orgasmic at the start of the day and the lady weren’t lying. She came in the solo vid (twice), she came during the photoshoot (three times, despite the fact that for a couple of them she was told not to) and Lord knows how many times she came during the scene itself.

Ah the scene. It’s been a while since we did a situation-based set-up and we might have, er, overextended our naughtiness with this one. It involves Ms Paris arriving on my doorstep proclaiming that she’s Pascal’s daughter from some tryst he had 24 years ago with some performer he met during a production in, uh-huh, Paris, and demanding to meet him for the very first time. She also says she wants to get into porn like her Daddy. Is she really a Mini P or is she imposter? All will be revealed. Or maybe it won’t be. But just take a look at that nose.