Mmmm. Juiced-up, cock-hungry women in their 30s, eh? Fucking love ’em. And they don’t get more starved and lubricated than Jess Scotland who very generously schlepped her arse all way from Newcastle-upon-Tyne at the other end of the country down to Chalkwell Bay last week in order to shoot her very first porno with us.

Man, she was buzzing. In fact she had been for weeks, ever since we’d booked her in. Nervous though and the interview was bit stop start. So as soon as that was over, we decided to shoot a wholly gratuitous ten minutes of suck-’n’-fuck just to check out what we were working with. Got her down on her knees for some proper face-fucking, the ferocity of which took her back a bit but made her giggle as well as gag, then some fucking, during which she kept crying out things like “Faster!” and “Deeper!”, then back on her knees again to shut her up. Good, we’ve got a winner.

Next, she took her knickers off to do the solo vid and her cunt was proper soaking like we haven’t seen we shot Amy and she popped big-time. After that, we shot the photos and turned the camcorder on for the fuck pics – and the bitch actually came again within 30 seconds of my dick being in her.

And then time ran out because we lost the light. (I hate shooting in anything other than natural daylight.) She’d got to us a bit late but we weren’t too fussed because she’d been up at some godawful hour to drive down to us and P was shooting another scene with her the next day anyway for his (very vanilla) cable TV series, so we agreed for the pair of them to come back to my place after that and we’d shoot the fuck scene then. Except it never happened! They did indeed return but P was having problems with his back. He could do the scene but he probably wasn’t going to be able to do it – and Jess – full justice. And this bitch needed nothing less than the Belgian bonker at full force. So, regretfully, we called it a day. But all’s not lost, guys, because she’s coming back next week. Dr P’s been to see the chiropractor and he’s convalescing. Jess has apparently been frigging her dripping cunt furiously in frustration and can’t wait for the return visit. As soon as it’s done I’ll let you know.